simaadi

The house that answers.

simaadi is the private home of Adarsh and Simran. The kitchen, the devices, the documents, the money and the travels, all looked after by Chauka, and shown to nobody else.

chauka, just now
126 documents
kept privately in the vault
27 devices
tracked, with the settings that actually work
3 machines
linked to Chauka at home

Six rooms, one keeper.

Everything below sits behind the sign in. This page is the whole of what the outside world gets to see.

kitchen

Ask mid recipe, hands covered in atta.

Every appliance we own and the settings that actually work. The microwave mode that gets papad right, the mixer jar that handles chutney, answered out loud while you cook.

LG microwave, papad, 2 min 30
devices

Every serial number, remembered.

Software versions, what still needs updating, and the spec sheet for all 27 of them, from the MS-A2 to the kettle.

3 updates pending
vault

Papers that never leave.

Passports, PAN, tax filings and the family records, stored privately and answered from memory, never shown around.

126 documents sealed
travel

Trips, end to end.

Visa answers pulled live, plans built day by day, and the tickets filed where they can be found again.

Goa in 18 days
finance

In, out, kept.

What came in, what went out, what stayed, month by month, with the markets answered live from Groww.

Groww connected
benefits

The rules, worked against real money.

Current India rules on tax and saving are only useful when they are applied to what is actually left over at the end of the month. That arithmetic lives here, kept current.

FY 2026 to 27 rules loaded

Say it out loud.

Chauka listens in Indian English, here on the site and at home on the desk. The same brain answers the voice, the phone and this page, so nothing has to be explained twice.

voice online at home · web door open · read only on money, always